When spies listen in on the crazy ones talking business, the kids are already getting assignments to coordinate the church. Feels like everyone thinks they’re on Animal Planet.

She built a robot from Arduino that could bring coffee and pat you on the head.
But after two weeks, it moved in with the neighbor — her Wi-Fi was faster.

The priest made a mobile app for confessions.
The first user was a schoolboy with Tourette’s.
The server caught fire, and the hosting lost its holy water license.

They installed AI cameras in a kindergarten.
The system flagged a threat, isolated the teacher, and eventually gave a login to five-year-old Misha. Now he’s considered head of operations.

When kids started training robots, they didn’t expect that instead of playing, the machines would write their own code and smack them with toy rockets.
In reality, they were just stuck loading our toys.

The crazies started making software for kids — they thought adding random bugs would be a cool feature and great marketing for a super game.
Now little users solve daily mysteries like: “Where did my wallet go?”